But you better be careful if the Mrs dont know where you are. This sort of shit can happen:
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'
Wes F
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Solid
Healthy threadie. action starting to fire up in the creeks
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Adam Gallash
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thanks
Thanks for rubbing that in while I was at work mate. :) Must have been a bit of a bumpy trip back last night!
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pricey10
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
The ride home wasn't to bad.
The ride home wasn't to bad. The only bumpy part was getting home at 10 and the mrs didn't know where I was lol
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crasny1
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Nice one Pricey
But you better be careful if the Mrs dont know where you are. This sort of shit can happen:
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'
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CCC
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Date Joined: 29/03/10
Well done!!
Well done!!
Webby
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Date Joined: 24/09/08
Thats a great thready mate.
Thats a great thready mate. What did you get him on?
I live with fear every day... sometimes she lets me go fishing.