Pete Mac
Well I was riding my vintage motorcycle with my dog on the highway trying to clear my head thinking am I indigenous all of a sudden my dog fell off the back broke three legs but managed to jump back on then the police pulled me over to search the bike, next thing I know they put a yellow sticker on it for not having a full tank of fuel.
asked me where I was going and said I'm heading north the police officer then replied mate you need a compass your heading south.
So I turned around to the right direction and popped a wheelie in 5th gear heading towards rio Tinto when arriving at rio they asked me if I would help out in the kitchen I declined and said to them I am employed as a wheelie king not a kitchen hand so the union got involved and I am now retired with my dog bike and compass.
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scottland
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Sooo
you actually took time out of your day to write that agaga
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
petermac
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to knob head johnno67
yes I have a couple of vintage bikes that certain cops don't understand what they are , yes I had an Australian bulldog (male) that bit a cop (I had to get him put down) , still have my aussie bulldog bitch come down to my place and put your arm in my car or touch my little feller and she will bite its just they are protective
Yes part aboriginal but have never claimed to be , did I play vfl footy for Melbourne yes I did when I was in the Australian army , did I work for Rio/ Hamersly Iron for about 27 years yes I did do I have my 10 , 20 and 25 year gobblets sitting in my china cabinet yes I do, did I get the shit blowen out of me when working on the Burrup after leaving Rio chasing the big money yes I did, ask Cransy1 he was 1 of the doctors that teated me , did I race speedway solo bikes yes I did and won 2 fenacle titles was I any good not really found that out that when I raced at Claremont , I could go on have I have a good full life hell yes have I any regrets ??? none at all
MJ
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Character
Your a character Peter and I enjoy your posts
jighead
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No way
That is such a cool story.
Auslobster
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You forgot...
...the part where the dog bites the cop, the missing glove, the honorary ranger duties at the boat ramp, and the espionage work for the Melbourne footy club.
scotto
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aaaaaannnnndd.,
I was 400 nautical miles off rockingham with a full 20l drum of unleaded, cos i was trying to spy on the west coast eagles 2015 squad, when my pit bull farted out a cops arm. Lucky my aboriginal heritage allowed me and my former melbourne footy club team mates to dynamite fish at the bent st boat ramp. This was after i knocked out jeff fenech with the ol' 1 - 2 combo, at the karratha tavern. Thank christ i won the world championship sparky awards too, but that was only after i had to pay the government back 3 trillion dollars in underpaid taxes.
Lastchance
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...................and then
...................and then dived down 237m off Onslow with an Old School mate, Gina Reinhart, to look for some crays, only to find the sock and glove Id lost in my washing machine in the mouth of a 87 foot tiger shark named Burt Quartermain.
scotto
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faaaaaaaark! !!
I forgot about that darn Burt (shaking fists)
Notorious
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Someone needs to put down
Someone needs to put down the glass pipe
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johnno67
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Haha
Haha
johnno67
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Nice one scotto
Thanks for finishing the story top work
dodgy
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I know it's all tongue in
I know it's all tongue in cheek but I for one enjoy reading petermacs posts. Always entertaining. Would hate to see him leave after being bullied like has happened in the past to previous members.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
jigsaw
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Good value
PeterMac's good value. Who cares about a bit of a s-t-r-e-t-c-h of the facts, he's always entertaining.
johnno67
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It's all in good fun
I'm sure Pete Mac has broad shoulders
chris raff
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Hook Line and Sinker LOL Ol
Hook Line and Sinker LOL
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sea-kem
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He's not the messiah ,he's a
He's not the messiah ,he's a very naughty boy!
Love the West!
sea-kem
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Maybe this could be the new
Maybe this could be the new never ending story?
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scotto
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I'll kick it off then...
I am pete
sea-kem
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Who's glove has
Who's glove has
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Deleted
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a dog that
a dog that
Leemo
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fisherman1992
the new fisherman1992 lol.
bludgin' since 94'
tim-o
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NEVER
USED CAPITALS
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
scotto
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Until i rode
scottnofish
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nice bit of cyber bullying
Thought most of you were supposed to be grown men not 5 year olds
sea-kem
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Tsk tsk boys the teacher's
Tsk tsk boys the teacher's here, we are all in trouble.
I'm sure Pete can handle it. If he wants to post what will surely invite banter and ridicule so be it to him. What are you his mother?
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uncle
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thumbs up
you reap what you sow
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scottnofish
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not his teacher
Just someone who thinks your a knob
sea-kem
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Getting personal now so that
Getting personal now so that says a lot about you. And it's 'you're'
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terboz123
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a hard days fishing still beats work
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fark
I'm going home!
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turtl3tim
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well if the weather aint
well if the weather aint right for spinning reels, might aswel spin some harmless - entertaining bullsh!t
Good things come to those who bait.
Rob H
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Peter adds a bit of colour to
Peter adds a bit of colour to the forum (oops-pun not intended!) and in the absence of fishing reports I reckon is a welcome and entertaining change to the "hoos got sum dooee maaks neer bunbery i can hav"type of posts
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Deleted
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Hey Rob going to gero can u
Hey Rob going to gero can u give me your spots um yeah cool cheers
t bone
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treking north
hey bud.. when ya heading up our way./
Deleted
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That ^ was a joke but I am
That ^ was a joke but I am going to pt Gregory 11th Oct for a week no boat but just a short family holiday.
beau
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Who even fishes these days
Who even fishes these days
OX
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My 2 bits worth
For what it is worth I try to refrain from responding to crap like this but I have had enough. I have 2 young kids who act more like an adult than you bloody lot. Some of us should take a long look at ourselves and pull our bloody head in! If you do not have anything constructive to post the shut the hell up!!!!!! This is supposed to be a FISHING FORUM! not a public bully forum. Not only are you being arseholes but this being a public forum it is read by many kids as well. Just what do you think you are trying to teach them???? Here is an idea how about we try to be consrtuctive in our comments as opposed to being pricks! (Sorry about the language but I truly have had enough of the crap innuendo and bullcrap that has been going on of late). I enjoy this site but think that some of us really need to let your balls drop and grow up! Here is a suggestion....try and be nice occasionally and you will be surprised on the good results you can get!
sea-kem
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Errr ok
Errr ok
Love the West!
terboz123
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Hi Ox,ars your knickers in a
Hi Ox,
ars your knickers in a knot today?
a hard days fishing still beats work
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im pretty sure everything
Good things come to those who bait.
petermac
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they are all
they are all barstards but I would still take them out for a fish if they can show me where the fish are not that I believe that there are fish south of the 26th parrell
rocklobster
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Lol!
Your stories are entertaining Petermac so keep 'em coming, we're all different and no one on this forum is above anyone else. If people don't want to read them then don't click on the forum topic, pretty bloody simple
NORUN NOFUN
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poor form
Simple minded comments from simple minded individuals ! Quite disappointing really.
Mattyb84
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Bunch of *** I recon. Been
Bunch of *** I recon. Been on hear for a while n the same shit comes up all the time how bout some good fishing stories bullshit or no bullshit all good reads
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Paul H
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I'm another who enjoys
I'm another who enjoys Petermac's threads
Tongue in cheek maybe - but I don't really get it (well I do but that wasn't my point.....)
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chris raff
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Chill out blokes .. It’s
Chill out blokes ..
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
uncle
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I reakon the next thing
could be petes the first person of heritage to be related to the royal family
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dumper
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Nah that was Scott Chisholm
Nah that was Scott Chisholm
Paul_86
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Your alright Pete, I like a
Your alright Pete, I like a person with a bit of crazy in them, makes life more interesting and entertaining.
Adam Gallash
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hmmm
What to do. Whhhaat to do, if Petes happy with some banter then i will leave it.
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petermac
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adam
I can handle the piss taking mate, its a two way street. some of the comments have me laughing some people lack a sense of humour. if it wasn't for this site I wouldn't have any mates down here in the south as I lobbed in perth 3 years ago this Anzac day knowing only 1 bloke down here. I have met some great people of the site like cachalittle who makes up rigs for me as I cant because of my buggered hand. it works both ways I have helped him out with stuff on his boat like his gunnel lights on his boat, he put them in but I directed him in how to do it as he has not got elecy knowledge, he has good fishing skills but
catchalittle
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Yep when its comes to
Yep when its comes to electrical work Old Pete knows his stuff
Nathan
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you may have a buggered hand
you may have a buggered hand but you sure can still type
i need cheaper hobbies
Timwoody86
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PISTOL PETE
That ooollde chestnut. Hahahhah its all fun and games fellas its good to see and makes it interesting breaks it up. abit of fishing bullshit its all good stuff us blokes love. No one here has done anything wrong shake hands and have a beer..
shut up and fish
Jackfrost80
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I think that petermac is
I think that petermac is actually a master troll and is hooking a lot of posters without even using bait.
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Vinesh87
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This is pretty stupid, all
This is pretty stupid, all your going to achieve with this thread is Petermac posting more dribble hahaha
Deleted
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and look to the the latest
and look to the the latest post by p mac about dentests
Vinesh87
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Hahaha yeh like i said!
Hahaha yeh like i said!
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Let's all hold our hands and
Let's all hold our hands and sing gospel songs
a hard days fishing still beats work
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Kumbaya
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
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Ol Tom
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Looks like you got plenty of
Looks like you got plenty of mates on here now P Mc!! Just the type you need too. In fact thats how you know they like ya is when they are taking the piss out of ya!
petermac
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taking the piss
if some 1 isnt taking the piss out of me i am not having fun i am the master of sarcasam
tim-o
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Bet Pete wishes he had his bully way back when
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
D_d_001
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ROLF ooops ROFL
ROLF
ooops ROFL
Jackfrost80
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Don't forget to add banking
Don't forget to add banking expert and Perth gangland kingpin
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
petermac
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jackfrost 80
you realy are a looser , yes we have been having an on going problem , but now you take it public , should i throw up the messages you sent to me saying how you had drilled holes in the hull of my boat , or how you knew the colour of my nissan navarra no i didnt i have given you every chance to front me 1 on 1 but you wont or even front to the gym , i will go public now i am 56 years old any time you want to front to the fight and fitness center in port kennedy i am there every week day in the arvo
uncle
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Mummm escalation
Are these 2 serious?
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Billcollector
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popcorns on
popcorns on
pelagicyachts
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I don't know the background
I don't know the background to the story but on the banking argument Pete is on the right track - banks will aggregate/bundle a whole pile of mortgages together and sell them off - its called Securitisation. They do this to free up cash on the balance sheet so they can lend more. If your mortgage is included in that bundle though - nothing changes, you still owe the same bank the same money - there is just an arrangement between the bank that sold the mortgages and the fund that bought them about treatment of defaults.
Anyhoo - I digress - Pete, Jackfrost, let it go, life is short - if you really want to battle it out why don't you make a wager as too who can raise the most funds for telethon? - its a good cause right?
Red Dog
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Wow so much bravery from
Wow so much bravery from behind a keyboard. If you don't like what the guy types don't read the thread - pretty simple.
Willlo
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WTF this post is a year and
WTF this post is a year and a half old, do any of you fish ffs. How bout some fish pics this shit belongs on Facebook.
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Auslobster
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Way outta line Jack.
What's the point of digging this crap up again?
little johnny
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Pretty poor
Taste imo
Adam Gallash
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Locked
No need for this, Petes a character, love or loathe him, hes entitled to his opinion.
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