NICE 

 jeff

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lol,  but disturbing....

and it gave me a chuckle.

DIVORCE  AGREEMENT
 
Dear Australian Laborites,  leftists, social progressives, socialists,  Marxists and Gillard, et al:
 
We  have stuck together since the late 1950's for  the sake of the kids, but the whole of this  latest election process has made me realize that  I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other  for many years for the sake of future  generations, but sadly, this relationship has  clearly run its course. 
 
Our two  ideological sides of Australia  cannot and will not ever agree on what is right  for us all, so let's just end it on friendly  terms. We can smile and chalk it up to  irreconcilable differences and go our own  way
 
Here is a model separation  agreement: 
Our two  groups can equitably divide up the country by  landmass each taking a similar portion. That  will be the difficult part, but I am sure our  two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy! Our  respective representatives can effortlessly  divide other assets since both sides have such  distinct and disparate tastes.
 
We  don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep  them. You are welcome to the  ACTU,  the  Fabian Society and every member of Emily?s List.  Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our  firearms, the cops and the military.  We'll  take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can  go with wind, solar and biodiesel.  You can  keep the ABC left wingers (particularly Kerry  O'Brien) and Bob Brown.  You are, however,  responsible for finding an electric vehicle big  enough to move all of them.
 
We'll  keep capitalism, greedy corporations,  pharmaceutical companies, Woolworths and the  Stock Exchange.  You can have your beloved  lifelong welfare dwellers, dole bludgers,  homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and boat  people. We'll keep the budgie smuggling, bike  riding, volunteer firemen and  lifesavers, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep  the Bibles and the churches and give  you SBS and the Greens. 
 
You can  make peace with Iran,   Palestine and the  Taliban and we'll retain the right to stand up  and fight when threatened. You can have the  greenies and war protesters. When our allies or  our way of life are under assault, we'll help  provide them security. 
 
We'll keep  our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to  Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political  correctness and Penny Wong. You can also have  the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the  bill.
 
We'll keep the 4WDs, utes and  V8s. You can take every hybrid hatchback you can  find.
 
We'll keep "Waltzing Matilda"  and our National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be  happy to keep in tune with Peter Garrett as he  sings "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to  Sing", "Kum Ba Ya", "We Are The World" and his  recent big solo hit ?Beds and Batts are  Burning?. 
 
We'll practice trickle  down economics and you can continue to give  trickle up poverty your best  shot. Since it  so often offends you, we'll keep our history,  our name and our flag.  
 
Would  you agree to this?  If so, please pass it  along to other like-minded  conservative  Australians and if you do not agree, just hit  delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll  bet you answer which one of us will need whose  help in 15 years.  
 
Sincerely,
John  Wall
Australian Law Student  
 
P.S. Also, please take Lindsey  Tanner, Wayne Swan, Alan  Griffin, John  Faulkner, Kevin Rudd and Jenny Macklin with  you.
 
P. S. S.  And you won't  have to press 1 for English when you call our  country.

Channel 7 live coverage has begun at the MCG, as the Collingwood supporters begin to line up for tomorrows big clash against the Cats.

Jamie is not going to be happy that youve used several of his holiday snaps of himself though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially on his birthday!!  cheers

Thats gold!!!