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What if the Stones didn't

Fri, 2021-05-07 08:03

What if the Stones didn't Roll..

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 What if the Loaf was Bread?

Fri, 2021-05-07 08:13

 What if the Loaf was Bread?

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 That 80 beer one worked. 

Fri, 2021-05-07 10:36

 That 80 beer one worked.

 

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together

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 What if the Foos were

Fri, 2021-05-07 10:41

 What if the Foos were lovers?

Out by a year.

Posts: 155

Date Joined: 31/08/17

 I bet you've already had

Fri, 2021-05-07 12:52

 I bet you've already had your birthday this year, right?

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Date Joined: 08/09/16

 Yes I have mate. That seems

Fri, 2021-05-07 14:37

 Yes I have mate. That seems to be the key.

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Date Joined: 07/09/18

What if

Fri, 2021-05-07 11:37

 The melons could see

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 What if the Lizzy were fat

Fri, 2021-05-07 12:33

 What if the Lizzy were fat

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Love the West!

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Date Joined: 31/01/10

What if the shit was limp

Fri, 2021-05-07 14:05

What if the shit was limp 

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Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits

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What if...

Fri, 2021-05-07 15:04

 ...Tom wasn't Petty

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Date Joined: 13/09/05

Fri, 2021-05-07 23:19

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita your Mama

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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."

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If there was no deity....

Sat, 2021-05-08 14:09

   ... who would save the queen...?

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 What if Floyd wasn't

Sun, 2021-05-09 07:55

 

What if Floyd wasn't Pink.....?

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 What if Mc was just a

Sun, 2021-05-09 08:32

 What if Mc was just a mallet?

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 Hi my name is rob............. and I'm a........... fishaholic