Friday Funnys
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Brock O
Posts: 3163
Date Joined: 11/01/08
What if the Stones didn't
What if the Stones didn't Roll..
Tom M
Posts: 662
Date Joined: 22/09/15
What if the Loaf was Bread?
What if the Loaf was Bread?
Tom M
Faulkner Family
Posts: 17861
Date Joined: 11/03/08
That 80 beer one worked.
That 80 beer one worked.
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
davewillo
Posts: 2254
Date Joined: 08/09/16
What if the Foos were
What if the Foos were lovers?
Out by a year.
PGFC member and lure tragic
nebbian1
Posts: 166
Date Joined: 31/08/17
I bet you've already had
I bet you've already had your birthday this year, right?
davewillo
Posts: 2254
Date Joined: 08/09/16
Yes I have mate. That seems
Yes I have mate. That seems to be the key.
PGFC member and lure tragic
BigJevans
Posts: 92
Date Joined: 07/09/18
What if
The melons could see
sea-kem
Posts: 14853
Date Joined: 30/11/09
What if the Lizzy were fat
What if the Lizzy were fat
Love the West!
tot
Posts: 1149
Date Joined: 31/01/10
What if the shit was limp
What if the shit was limp
Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits
Auslobster
Posts: 1901
Date Joined: 03/05/08
What if...
...Tom wasn't Petty
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita your Mama
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
dmck
Posts: 406
Date Joined: 07/03/19
If there was no deity....
... who would save the queen...?
Paul H
Posts: 2104
Date Joined: 18/01/07
What if Floyd wasn't
What if Floyd wasn't Pink.....?
Youtube Channel - FishOnLine Productions
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rob90
Posts: 1522
Date Joined: 06/02/13
What if Mc was just a
What if Mc was just a mallet?
Hi my name is rob............. and I'm a........... fishaholic