cracka of a boat name
Submitted by petermac on Wed, 2013-05-01 18:34
saw a great boat name today it was called "the wife wanted a bigger one" bbest belly laugh I have had in a long time
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cracka of a boat name
Submitted by petermac on Wed, 2013-05-01 18:34
saw a great boat name today it was called "the wife wanted a bigger one" bbest belly laugh I have had in a long time |
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sammy85
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One of the better ones I
One of the better ones I have seen is "bow movements"
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Paul H
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Is that to do with the boat
Is that to do with the boat or something else
My wife said mine is big enough but I still want to get a bigger boat
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AlwaysFishin
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Saw one in Kalbarri a couple
Saw one in Kalbarri a couple weeks ago named The Mistress. Found that rather appropriately funny!
sunshine
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Bite me
Trouble is it almost became true
Jayden20
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is bite me a 7 n a bit meter
is bite me a 7 n a bit meter plate ally built by dolphin boats?? :)
Leemo
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Titan Uranus is still my
Titan Uranus is still my alltime favourite haha
bludgin' since 94'
dodgy
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Ive seen that one. Used to be
Ive seen that one. Used to be an ore ship getting around by that name. Not seen it for a few years though. Must be running somewhere else these days.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Nelly
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Date Joined: 04/05/08
Yep that a great name that
Yep that a great name that one.Personally im planning on calling my boat when i eventually get one Ping!
Justo82
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that's a classic.... would
that's a classic.... would love that to be on my boat..
Paul H
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Makes me wet (on a centre
Makes me wet (on a centre console)
Wet Pussy (on a cat)
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Callum24
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theres one up the road from
theres one up the road from me "the happy hooker"
Qualified carpet layer available for jobs big and small
capitan
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Date Joined: 26/04/13
Named my boat II MOIST
My current boat is called II Moist. And the wife asked me to name the next boat after her?
petermac
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capitan
nice one
tomharders247
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DECKHEAD i love this
DECKHEAD i love this one
imagine logging on haha
CCC
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Mate had a boat called "far
Mate had a boat called "far canal" classic when said over radio logging on and off
MattMiller
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Date Joined: 15/06/09
Very common
1 in every town it seems.
In fact my neighbours boat has the same name
Jayden20
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Date Joined: 29/08/11
mines named results may vary
mines named results may vary :)
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Wee Squirter
Mines called WEE SQUIRTER, was built originally with a diesel and a jet unit, commonly known as a squirter and only being a small 5 metre ali came the Wee as in size.
The other name in mind then was Pocket Rocket
jamey ford
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my boat
If you see a white 5.5m jackman called Far Quirk that'd be me
Far Quirk!
Carry
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Feral
Named mine after the kids ,well suited to.
We feel nothing but a certain difficulty in continuing to stand
pendy
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Date Joined: 16/09/08
best name
best one ive seen MASTER BAITER.
crasny1
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Date Joined: 16/10/08
School Teacher in Kalbarri's boat
Cause a stirr with one of the senior radio-operators at Kalbarri sea rescue. She would never reply to the call sign and just replied "Roger baiter, copy that" etc. But Paul can fish, so a good name.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Mulie
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Kerry Anne
We called ours Kerry Anne because she was in good nick for an old girl and you knew that you'd never go down on her.
Mulie
Lamby
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Lol! That's a winner
Lol! That's a winner
Cade
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my mates have some
my mates have some crackers
Pussee Galore
After Tax
Pork Hunt
Double Penetration
Paul H
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Know one bloke who should
Know one bloke who should name his boat "Check the Bungs" so he has a reminder each time he launches :-)
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xtont
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I like SEA WYFE
sea wyfe
Christo's one man army
Real fishermen do not feel sorry for their bait
harass
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Date Joined: 05/03/12
Get Jabbed and Deepdevocean
Get Jabbed and Deepdevocean are two classics i've seen.
snappermiles
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Date Joined: 05/11/10
some classic names there
i named mine the waddlah because its a penguin
ALL FISHERMEN ARE LIARS EXCEPT YOU AND ME! AND IM NOT SO SURE ABOUT YOU!
Flat stick
Posts: 9
Date Joined: 27/04/13
Fog ducker
Fog ducker and Never Again are two of my favourites
millsy
Posts: 108
Date Joined: 04/12/09
named mine abandon land. love
named mine abandon land. love it
johnno67
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Date Joined: 12/03/10
Fully sponsored
I named my last boat fully sponsored cause I had every thing on it you could think of
Browndog
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Date Joined: 10/04/12
Kalbarri
Years ago in Kalbarri saw a couple of good ones, nice signwritten graphics to go with both of them.
1) Squid Vicious
2) Hunting Nemo
crasny1
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Canal Knowledge, loved that
Canal Knowledge, loved that one
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troya
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Date Joined: 11/05/11
ginnin' around
I named mine 'ginnin around' because my mates reckon i'm always ginnin around. Now im thinking of selling it I reckon it might be a bit hard to sell with ginnin around painted on it.
shonky
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Date Joined: 22/04/12
"Foreigner"
something to do with the bloke building it at work
This habit is getting expensive!
Jutty
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My Face
Not a boat but the name of my new race horse... cheer for it when it goes round next...
Ian Macca
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Naughty Buoys
Naughty Buoys
Chasin' Tail
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Chasin' Tail
Named my new Trophy "Chasin' Tail"
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
My tub is called "Trophy
My tub is called "Trophy Wife" much to the better halves amusement & I have seen 'Pork Hunt' on that tinny driving around, nearly crashed from pissing myself
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ba pork hunt on a tinny
Ha ba pork hunt on a tinny is gold.
Love the West!
kyle.desouza
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Snatch
Mate calls his sail boat 'The Snatch'
sea-kem
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A few up my way:Gone
A few up my way:
Gone Quoting
Knot Shore
Reel Shore
Love the West!
Willlo
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Hired a boat with no name
Hired a boat with no name once at Shark Bay,we didnt name it but the fella"s in the other boat fishing with us were calling us "Nut Butta",was a crack up at the local pub that night when talking with other fisho"s who were out on the day.
Call Sign - BZ785
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anypuddle
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get it?
cunning linguest
Anywhere anytime
hlokk
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Ohh the irony of spelling
Ohh the irony of spelling linguist wrong :p.
I'm surprised there aren't more out there with boat people references? Maybe stickers instead of the longer ones
Boat Person
Caution: Boat People on board
Tony can't stop me
Visa Approved
Christmas Island Bound
Some general ones:
Hole in the Ocean
Not Sinking (say it in a German accent)
Unsinkable II (my favourite)
Fulla C Men (seen this one at Hillarys)
What about just:
F off pingers!