Virtual footy fans
Submitted by Billcollector on Sat, 2020-05-23 14:42
Collingwood want to use virtual footy fans at their games
....Lets get the comments going should be fun
Billcollector
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Joffas IQ should increase a
Joffas IQ should increase a shitload
Skull
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The same as
They would be the same as Eagles fans are normally, motionless, can't think for themselves, have to be shown to their seats. and no voice, irrelevant really.
Go Pies
Skull
Brock O
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Baaahaaa...Classic Skull!!
Baaahaaa...Classic Skull!!
Jackfrost80
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Maybe the AFL can give them a
Maybe the AFL can give them a virtual cup. It's about as close as Nathan 'I'm leaving Brisbane to win a flag' Buckley will ever get
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Skull
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Like the
Like the umpires gave your mob in 2018
Skull
Billcollector
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Too windy up here for a fish
Too windy up here for a fish but doesn't matter......Skull is biting.
Skull
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Just adding
Just adding to the post Bill,
Trying to get it going by throwing myself at the Mercy of the masses but very quiet.
Skull
Billcollector
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Jackfrost80
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Look Skull, maybe Rioli might
Look Skull, maybe Rioli might have missed with his free kick for high contact. Maybe he'd have slotted a banana but history will show that Dom Sheed slotted one from the boundary after the Pies blew a 5 goal lead.
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
sea-kem
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5 goal lead dammmmmnnnnnn
5 goal lead dammmmmnnnnnn lol
Love the West!
Skull
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Could have been
Could have been 10 Goals, wouldn't matter after the Umpires started looking after the Wet Scroates once the cheque cleared.
Skull
sea-kem
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Well they're virtually not
Well they're virtually not all there in the head so business as usual.
Love the West!
Billcollector
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timboon
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Mixed feelings on this, fan
Mixed feelings on this, fan noise on radio good, fan noise watching Telle without fans would be shite...
Wont affect Nth Melb/GC games
Gadsy
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As long as Eddie Everywhere isn't commentating
We can do without his biased calls. Oh, not to mention BT too. Can't handle the crap that comes out of his mouth
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Billcollector
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1st game was hard enough to
1st game was hard enough to listen to those cocksmokers won't need volume to watch the circus.
timboon
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Bill n Gadsy, Didn't
Bill n Gadsy,
Didn't realise you were such sensitive types, I'll be just happy to have the footy back on. That shit doesn't usually bother me. Usually there is 15 commentators per game anyway.
Perhaps just have Western Australians commmentating the Eagles games?
Whats it like up there Bill - Rain? Gadsy? Any rain to go with the wind mate? My inlaws will be hoping there is a little bit of seed in the ground that didnt blow away out in chapman valley...
carnarvonite
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Basil
What a joke, WA commentator, cannot stand Biased Basil at the best of times. He is worse that BT and Eddie put together. Bring back Commetti
Jackfrost80
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Sandy Roberts was a beauty
Sandy Roberts was a beauty too.
"Matera. Sets sail for home. And the Eagles hit the front." Still send a shiver up the spine.
On the flipside he also had "Leo Barry. You star" which still gives me nightmares.
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
sea-kem
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Always loved Graham 'Smokey'
Always loved Graham 'Smokey' Dawson's call.
Love the West!
Skull
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Agree
Agree fully John, and throw Jackovich in with Basil and you have the perfect disaster, and imagine Pav being the boundary rider, what a right royal cock up.,
Perhaps something Ratanui can ponder for the future or perhaps now, afterall he is rarely on the paddock.
Dont know if anyone saw his comments about the covid testing and how it hurt that much he wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy, bloody big sook.
Skull
Gadsy
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Very windy yesterday and dust blowing everywhere Boon
Didn't rain until late in the afternoon, which took care of the dust finally. had my bedroom window slightly open with a power cord going out to the caravan in the front yard and couldn't believe the amount of dust that got inside. The caravan was side on to the wind and was rocking and rolling big time. Was waiting for it to tip over, but thankfully stayed upright. Lots of fences blown over in Gero and at least one house unroofed. Glads that's over!
Billcollector
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Easterly wind this morning
Easterly wind this morning perfect blue cloudless sky..... Nothing to see here.
timboon
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Gadsy has his feather duster
Gadsy has his feather duster out i'd say... Polishing the dust off his Jacko poster above his bed...
Jackfrost80
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My best mate in the 90s had a
My best mate in the 90s had a lifesize cardboard cutout of Suma in his bedroom that he aquired from the bread section of Supa Value when Suma was doing the Tip Top adverts
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Gadsy
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Jacko was a legend in his day Boon
Though he was shit at kicking. He rocked that mullet haircut in the early days lol. He had some great defenders around him - McKenna, Woosha, Monkey Brennan? etc that made him look better at times (though he was rarely beaten on the day). I don't have a poster of Jacko above my bed to tug off to though lol.
I do however, have my Eagles 2018 premiership photo mini surfboard from Bali last August that I need to hang above the bed head though. When the Missus wakes up later following her nightshift at the Hospital last night, I will post a pic of the mini surfboard here, as I know you, Uncle, Skull etc would love to see it
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Ahh yeah, you gotta have a laugh eh Boon!
Billcollector
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Thought he might have had it
Thought he might have had it stuck to the ceiling straight above his bed
uncle
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had my laugh
when suma choked in 1990
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
Jackfrost80
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Suma's medal tally is equal
Suma's medal tally is equal to Collingwood's back before the the Cuban Missile Crisis. Lol
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Skull
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Me too
Thanks Suma you SPUD
Skull
carnarvonite
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Jako and BT
Jako and BT may have been great footballers but bugger me dead, someone high up in Channel 7 must have been in love with them to give them a shot at commentating, the same goes for the rest of ex footballer commentators. The best were not top level players and are non biased or in love with certain players------sorry Bruce Mc
Billcollector
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For a pies supporter you
For a pies supporter you nailed it with that summary, well done Carnarvonite.
timboon
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I reckon there are plenty of
I reckon there are plenty of great ex player commentators,
Leigh Matthews, Richo, Ricciuto, Rex Hunt etc etc
One that does annoy me is Dermie!
Jackfrost80
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Rex Hunt one game when
Rex Hunt one game when corrected about how he pronounced Matt Clape's name begun to drop words like tape, ape etc and mispronounce them like Clape's name. Gold
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Skull
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You Forgot
You forgot the Famous Lou Richards, what a commentator, and player, perhaps you are all too young to remember.
Skull
Jackfrost80
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Just Lou's handball and
Just Lou's handball and telling jokes you wouldn't be able to put on air these days
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Skull
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True
True Frosty, however he was an absolute Legend to everyone except in the eyes of the AFL
Skull