not quite Friday yet, but a good funny
I went fishing this morning at the Lake, but after a short time I ran
Out of worms. Then I saw a snake, yes an adder with a frog in his mouth. Frogs
are good bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed
him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without
incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
With two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in Australia.
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
MickyDav
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Date Joined: 15/11/09
BWHAHAHAHA thats very good :)
BWHAHAHAHA thats very good :)
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Lamp
Two crusty old fishermen were sitting inthe bar at the local pub and as usual the talk gets round to recent catches. The longer the afternoon got the bigger the fish tales untill one of them said that the previous weekend he'd caught a whiting that was a metre long. "Bulldust" exclaimed his mate, "they don't grow that big!" "Yep," he said, "was a metre long if it wasn't an inch"
His mate then said that when he was fishing over the old wreck on Sunday and he got what he thought was a bite, when he wound up his line he discovered he had snagged on to an old hurricane lamp and it was still alight. " "UTTER BULLDUST" his mate yelled out,"how can you expect me to believe that bundle of crap!"
Well the old chap says" if you cut that metre whiting in half I'll blow the lamp out"
PJAY
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Date Joined: 12/05/09
an oldy.... Kev Rudd and his
an oldy....
Kev Rudd and his faithfull sidekick ginger Gillard were discussing ways of drawing the country voters so they decided to travel to a country town in their RM williams boots, hats & oilskin coats, borrowed an australian cattle dog and headed to the local pub. Kev walks up to the barman and says, "two of your best ginger beers please barkeep". They got talking to the locals in the main bar and discussed how easy it was to blend in as a local however every 5 minutes a local would walk in from the sportsmans bar, lift the dogs tail, shake their heads and then walk back to the sportsmans bar.........bewildered Ginger Gillard asks the barman why the locals were coming in, lifting the dogs tail, shaking their heads and then leaving and the barman replies...............there is a bloke called Abbott in the next bar who reckons there is a dog in here with two arseholes.........boom boom.
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!