New "Saying of the Week"
Submitted by ledge64 on Wed, 2017-06-21 09:33
Hi Guys I thought I would start a thread "Saying of the Week" on Fridays and anyone can contribute might be a bit of fun and of interest Cheers
Well seems its started and I'm in Bali
"same same but different"
" you think you are everybody's people but you just one person "
Last days in Bali
" Think I know you "
Da pirate
Posts: 1521
Date Joined: 03/05/15
Well known ex eagle !!
its not rocket surgery!!
Moking
Posts: 1252
Date Joined: 30/05/12
There's more "buns" at the
There's more "buns" at the Dockers, than at Bakers Delight.
My Dad taught me how to Fish-Thanks Dad.(RIP)
petermac
Posts: 2946
Date Joined: 03/03/10
the one that pisses me of
pisses me of when a footy star is being interviewed and gets a question and he answers "yeah nah blaa blaa blaa" just what is it that "yeah nah" means ?
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
You don't have to be dead to be stiff.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Hicko
Posts: 89
Date Joined: 09/02/08
Sweating like a gypsy with a
Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Travis p
Posts: 727
Date Joined: 28/07/16
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dry as an arabs sand shoe
wont catch em sitting at home!
Deckie
Posts: 1297
Date Joined: 03/04/09
Slippery.
Slippery as an eel in a bucket full of snot.... Lol
Cheers & Stay safe
Jason P
Posts: 521
Date Joined: 16/02/13
She's got a face like a
She's got a face like a burnt thong.
DM306
dodgy
Posts: 4563
Date Joined: 01/02/10
Face like a campfire that's
Face like a campfire that's been put out with a bike chain.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
sea-kem
Posts: 14857
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Lol head like a robber's dog
Lol head like a robber's dog
Love the West!
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8050
Date Joined: 07/05/12
Head like a half sucked
Head like a half sucked mango
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
rigpig
Posts: 507
Date Joined: 21/11/12
head
head that would scare a dog off its chain.
Mulie
Posts: 546
Date Joined: 20/02/11
Head like a kicked in piss
Head like a kicked in piss trough.
Mulie
Curndog
Posts: 441
Date Joined: 21/11/16
Head like a half sucked
Head like a half sucked twistie
mullows
Posts: 738
Date Joined: 25/12/08
Head like a dropped
Head like a dropped pie!
Cheers
Mullows
The Older I get the better I was :-)
kirky79
Posts: 1351
Date Joined: 13/01/12
You've got to slay a few dragons
before you get a princess
Jimbob01
Posts: 134
Date Joined: 20/02/17
Haha legend
Haha legend
Fishin since "01"
BarraSlayer
Posts: 287
Date Joined: 14/04/14
Beaten like a redheaded
Beaten like a redheaded stepchild
Cheers
BarraSlayer
rigpig
Posts: 507
Date Joined: 21/11/12
haha
that saying use to be big on oil rigs a few years back.. always made me laugh.. get out there and whip that prick like a redheaded stepchild..
Hicko
Posts: 89
Date Joined: 09/02/08
Gates are down, lights are
Gates are down, lights are flashing but the train isnt coming. (Not very bright)
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
“ Those whom ingest Bali
“ Those whom ingest Bali kebabs go woof in the night “
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
6149
Posts: 31
Date Joined: 20/06/15
Don't bro me if you don't know me
.
Willlo
Posts: 1490
Date Joined: 07/10/11
A few sheep short in the top
A few sheep short in the top paddock.
Lights on but no ones home.
Been belted with the ugly stick.
A face you could use at the gorilla biscuit factory.
and one of Andy's favorites I'd Tap That .
Plenty more but i wont use them all up.
Call Sign - BZ785
Haynes Hunter Prowler CC
rigpig
Posts: 507
Date Joined: 21/11/12
when someone farts
If some one farts..
"that stinks so much it would make a skunk vomit". or
"if that ain't shit it will do until we get some".
crasny1
Posts: 6986
Date Joined: 16/10/08
or say
Well spoken Oh Toothless one!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Shimka
Posts: 465
Date Joined: 06/02/14
A bit more choke & that
A bit more choke & that would of started
Walfootrot
Posts: 1386
Date Joined: 23/07/12
A face only a mother could
A face only a mother could love.
Face like a smashed crab
out of 1,000,000 sperm you were the quickest??
More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!
Willlo
Posts: 1490
Date Joined: 07/10/11
lol should've been shot into
lol should've been shot into the sheets
Call Sign - BZ785
Haynes Hunter Prowler CC
z00m
Posts: 1086
Date Joined: 10/05/14
A man's not a Camel
A man's not a Camel
carnarvonite
Posts: 8627
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Ears
Are your ears painted on or is your head that full of shit nothing can enter them.
I'd be up that as quick as a rat up a drain pipe
I'm as dry as a camel's fart
Phew, you smell worse than an Arab camel driver's jockstrap.
After someone drops a smelly fart, you ask them if they gutted the rabbits before they ate them
carnarvonite
Posts: 8627
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Dog ugly
If my dog had a head like yours I'd shave its bum and teach it to walk backwards
barcelona125
Posts: 197
Date Joined: 22/08/11
your as useful as a knitted
your as useful as a knitted condom
crasny1
Posts: 6986
Date Joined: 16/10/08
you smell like an anchovies
you smell like an anchovies c*#t.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Silver Fox
Posts: 1097
Date Joined: 19/06/14
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Sweating like a big black Alsatian
My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....
Shimka
Posts: 465
Date Joined: 06/02/14
A clean snap is better than
A clean snap is better than a texta tip. ( Texta tip = no matter how much you wipe, it still leaves a mark)
Baffle them with bullshit.
Tighter than a fishes asshole
As bent as a Queensland cop
Cruise Control
Posts: 971
Date Joined: 03/11/10
As useful as a one legged man
As useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
As busy as
As busy as a glassier in down town Bagdad after a visit by ISIS.
Coastrunner
Posts: 414
Date Joined: 25/10/14
Goes like shit off a shovel
Dry as a nuns nasty
sea-kem
Posts: 14857
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Had a hardon the other night
Had a hardon the other night a pack of mungrel dogs couldn't have chewed on it.
Had a hardon the other night it pulled my arse outta shape
Love the West!
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
“That sheilas had more
“That sheilas had more pricks than a 2nd hand dartboard “
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
Curndog
Posts: 441
Date Joined: 21/11/16
Sweating like a peadophile
Sweating like a peadophile at a playground
uncle
Posts: 9353
Date Joined: 10/02/07
I'll knock your teeth so far down
Your throat you'll have to stick a tooth brush up your arse to clean them.
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
Fathom
Posts: 619
Date Joined: 18/04/08
Freefall'n
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down,
I'd still tap that
Krusty
Posts: 714
Date Joined: 27/11/15
As mad as a cut snake. When
As mad as a cut snake.
When someone asks how your food was........
It'll form a turd !
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!
woody
Posts: 615
Date Joined: 27/02/08
When talking about little
When talking about little hick country towns or Tasmania
"more inbred than flour"
rj
Posts: 25
Date Joined: 02/07/12
On it like a fat kid on a
On it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
quest
Posts: 248
Date Joined: 03/08/15
Full
Full as a fat girl's undies.
mullows
Posts: 738
Date Joined: 25/12/08
Full as a fat mans
Full as a fat mans Jocks.
Full as a doctors wallet.
Full as a fat ladies sock.
Full as a fart
Cheers
Mullows
The Older I get the better I was :-)
Swompa
Posts: 3786
Date Joined: 14/10/12
As useful as a recipe for
As useful as a recipe for Acacado on toast
Shane O
Posts: 926
Date Joined: 22/01/10
best
best part of you ran down your mums leg
your mum should have swallowed
she was as loose as a gutted rabbit
she was as loose as a wizards sleeve
Redfinman
Posts: 80
Date Joined: 18/10/09
As useless as tits on a
As useless as tits on a bull
Redfinman
Posts: 80
Date Joined: 18/10/09
As happy as a pig in shit
As happy as a pig in shit
surge
Posts: 212
Date Joined: 17/08/09
head on itlike a melted
head on it
like a melted gumboot
surge
Posts: 212
Date Joined: 17/08/09
full as a pooftas asshole
full as a pooftas asshole
Hurricane
Posts: 89
Date Joined: 10/11/14
Flat out like 2 flounders
Flat out like 2 flounders fucking
carnarvonite
Posts: 8627
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Useful
About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike or hip pockets on a singlet.
Were you always that stupid or did you take lessons? If you took lessons then congratulations because every one of them worked
Moking
Posts: 1252
Date Joined: 30/05/12
When you are Dead, you
When you are Dead, you don't know you are Dead.
It's only difficult for others..... It's the same when you are Stupid.
My Dad taught me how to Fish-Thanks Dad.(RIP)
bsir
Posts: 569
Date Joined: 24/04/11
Blowing
it's blowing like a bus load of broke whores
dumper
Posts: 1026
Date Joined: 03/04/08
Sticks out like a cold sore
Sticks out like a cold sore at a bukkake party
Bucky
Posts: 7
Date Joined: 05/06/14
If it was raining
If it was raining pussies id get hit by an Arsehole!
If it was raining titties id come out sucking my thumb!
davmor
Posts: 248
Date Joined: 29/11/11
It was that windy, the chook
It was that windy, the chook laid the same egg twice.
anypuddle
Posts: 594
Date Joined: 22/01/12
I see said the blind man too
I see said the blind man too his deaf wife
Anywhere anytime
Bon chovi
Posts: 21
Date Joined: 21/08/14
when referring to someones teeth
"they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet"
sea-kem
Posts: 14857
Date Joined: 30/11/09
This bloke can talk under
This bloke can talk under water with a mouthfull of marbles
Love the West!
Lympet Rock
Posts: 2
Date Joined: 29/06/16
Just because you've got a head
Just because you've got a head shaped like a spark plug , dosnt make you a champion !
You remind me of a crayfish , meat in the arse and shit in the head !
Slicker than a cat in a fish oil factory !
With friends like you who needs enemies .
I would crawl over a football field of broken bottles to get a shot at that .
I was so happy i was beside myself , That's when i knew i was there .
Chi dorme non piglia pesci !
Hookedonrum
Posts: 22
Date Joined: 28/03/17
My Boss,s favourite
My Boss,s favourite saying
there are three types of people in this world
1 people who make things happen
2 people who watch things happen
3 and the people who say what the f#&k just happend
gruntre69
Posts: 533
Date Joined: 15/10/16
I'm off
Like a fish milkshake..
Marine trimmer NOR (available for clears, tops, carpet, upholstery, custom equipment covers)
Jutty
Posts: 53
Date Joined: 17/01/12
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In more shit than a poofters finger.
As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue.
Off like a brides nighty.
Head like a half eaten pastie.
When playing cricket "I've seen better batters in the local fish and chip shop"
As hard as a harlets heart.
As cold as a witches tit
z00m
Posts: 1086
Date Joined: 10/05/14
.
A few roos loose in the top paddock
A sanga short of a picnic
A couple of cans short of a six pack
etc
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
^ half a bubble
Of square
axey45
Posts: 1758
Date Joined: 26/11/13
You should of been a singer?
You should of been a singer? Cause ya got a head like a sewing machine.
axey45
Posts: 1758
Date Joined: 26/11/13
That sheila is like a
That sheila is like a crayfish, nice body head full of shit.
Simmo
Posts: 106
Date Joined: 26/05/06
Sweating like a paedophile
Sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert.
Fanny like a wizard's sleeve.
carnarvonite
Posts: 8627
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Useless
About as much use as a c&*t full of cold water
You are so stupid that if I saw you up to your neck in poo I would throw a brick just to watch you duck your head
Simmo
Posts: 106
Date Joined: 26/05/06
Look up Roger's Profanisaurus
Look up Roger's Profanisaurus on google.
TF in DZ
Posts: 48
Date Joined: 06/01/17
My pop's favourite was
My pop's favourite was That's not worth two knobs of goat shit.
One from work There is no I in team but there is a U in C*nt.
MarkW
Posts: 1
Date Joined: 06/12/15
apologies if this offends.
"that's dearer than Hitlers gas bill!"
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8050
Date Joined: 07/05/12
The first time my pop saw Ash
The first time my pop saw Ash Sampi playing for the Eagles:
"He'd scare his own grandmother"
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
I'll hit you so hard and fast -
You'll think your surrounded.
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
Get some Viagra eyedrops
Take a long hard look at yourself.
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
Cold as
a mother in laws kiss.
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
Camp as
a row of tents.
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Queer as a $3 note.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Jim
Posts: 1321
Date Joined: 05/05/06
So hungry I could eat the
So hungry I could eat the nuts off a low flying duck
No offence, if youre pissed off...'darker than kahmal'
Bend over
sea-kem
Posts: 14857
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Since I had one
Since I had one today.
Haircut's as good as a holiday!
Love the West!
Redfinman
Posts: 80
Date Joined: 18/10/09
Ugly as a hat full of
Ugly as a hat full of arseholes
Gadsy
Posts: 1467
Date Joined: 01/05/10
How about
Drier than a dead dingoe's donger.
Skull
Posts: 630
Date Joined: 03/01/12
Fat Girls
Fat Girls need loving too
It's too high to eat grass
About as usefull as a wheel on a walking stick
Shaking like a dog rooting a cricket ball
You were a waste of a good f*#k
Should have been blown into the curtains
Skull
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8050
Date Joined: 07/05/12
If you want to wrestle a pig
If you want to wrestle a pig in the mud just remember that you'll both get dirty but the pig likes it.
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Willlo
Posts: 1490
Date Joined: 07/10/11
Couldn't fight your way out
Couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
Call Sign - BZ785
Haynes Hunter Prowler CC