Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-10-14 07:20
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Lamby
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Little Farmer Johnny
"Not yet," said Little Johnny.
Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his Mum says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Little Johnny looks up at his Mum with a half smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
The_Wanderer
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Thats Brilliant!!!
Thats Brilliant!!! ahahahahaahahah
randall df223
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Very good!
Very good! and you just gotta love european girls! don't ya!
Fish! HARD!
Ryan C
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bloody hell!!!
do you have to keep posting this shit on a FISHING site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAVE ME A LAUGH ANYWAY!!!.CHEERS
wicked game
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bwahahaha hillarious. nice
bwahahaha hillarious. nice one lamby
STEVE231
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Hahaha, nice one bro!!
Hahaha, nice one bro!!
Timmo
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Date Joined: 01/03/10
the deaf wife
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss
the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her,
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response..
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's
for dinner?'
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'For God's sake, Bert, for the FIFTH bloody time, CHICKEN!'
bod
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the power of vitamin C
deepwater
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Friday Funnies are the best
Friday Funnies are the best there ledge ,i look forward to seeing them every week
jeff
Ryan C
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definately
keep em coming ledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheers
uncle
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teacher told the class
that the wind vane bird was called a cock, teacher asked the class why it was called a cock, little johnny jumped up and blurted out, be no good putting a c... up there the wind would blow straight thru!
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
Dizzy
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I hope these don't break any
I hope these don't break any "forum decorum" rules - all in good fun :P