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Hendrix

Fri, 2021-01-22 07:50

And I am probably one of the very few left in the world who can say they went to one of his live concerts and he was way way better live  

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Hendrix by far (Maybe Freddy

Fri, 2021-01-22 08:06

Hendrix by far (Maybe Freddy after that). 2 legs.

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Mmmmmm chocolate

Fri, 2021-01-22 08:10

Bounty bar from the fridge

Freddie Mercury. One hell of a showman

Two. 

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 Sorry - I'm still fixing the

Fri, 2021-01-22 11:37

 

Sorry - I'm still fixing the neighbours TV 

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hard decisions

Fri, 2021-01-22 11:41

 Snickers

Bob Marley, Freddy, Jimi

2 legs

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Jimmy Hendrix.Only cause I

Fri, 2021-01-22 12:18

Jimmy Hendrix.

Only cause I already saw Freddie live with Queen, he was fkn awesome, as Silver Fox said, one hell of a showman !

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Booost....Nirvana!

Fri, 2021-01-22 12:23

Booost....Nirvana!

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Such is Life - Ben Cousin 2007

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Fri, 2021-01-22 15:19

Mars bar and Hendrix.

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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."

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where's the picnic?

Fri, 2021-01-22 16:24

Bounty then.

Jimi all the way and 2 legs 

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Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits

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 Freddie for sure and 2 legs.

Fri, 2021-01-22 16:41

 Freddie for sure and 2 legs. Too late on Friday to think about the chocolates!

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 Freddie mercury.  As far as

Fri, 2021-01-22 16:51

 Freddie mercury.  

As far as chocolates go , picnic  but if Polly waffle was there that would be it . 

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together

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Ah....

Fri, 2021-01-22 17:20

 a family with exquisite tase....

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Kit Cat

Fri, 2021-01-22 17:23

 I like the name to eat.

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Your site-name .....

Sat, 2021-01-23 12:08

 

... says it all !!!

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 Snickers and Freddy no

Sat, 2021-01-23 09:15

 Snickers and Freddy no question for me, he was the ultimate live showman.

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Love the West!

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I rang Fisheries last week

Sat, 2021-01-23 12:31

I rang Fisheries last week enquiring about the scenario of taking the family crabbing with two licences, catching 10 crabs and then dropping them off at Libby Quay while I shoot back out to chase some flat fish and getting checked. His exact response:

"Nah you'll be alright, it's your word against there's..."

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If catching wrasse is cool, consider me Miles Davis

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Bounty  

Sat, 2021-01-23 15:11

Bounty  

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How many legs...

Sun, 2021-01-24 02:53

 ...not enough info to properly answer.  Do you actually own the dogs/cat/cows? If so, then you'd own their legs, as well. Do we know if they all each have the usual amount of legs (four)? No we don't. And do we know if the person in question also has the usual amount of legs (normally two for a human)?

 

Safe answer...anywhere between 0 and 38. That's assuming no creature in the question has more than the "normal" number of legs associated with their particular species. 

 

Oh yeah, Picnic and why isn't Jim Morrison in there?