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Aaaaaaarghhhhhh

Fri, 2019-09-06 06:17

Hazel nut rolls !

Add chocolate Yogo ( original recipe ) Current stuff is the wrong colour and flavour .

Baked beans in the right sized bloody tin , you suck Heinz !

Peters Freeza triangle icy blocks

I’m getting depressed now ....... 

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 food without "might contain

Fri, 2019-09-06 06:21

 food without "might contain traces of nuts"

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That thong put me off my

Fri, 2019-09-06 06:44

That thong put me off my coffee.

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Braised Steak & Onions

Fri, 2019-09-06 07:37

 Camping life support food.

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Can still get it but it

Fri, 2019-09-06 09:15

Can still get it but it doesn’t seem to be the same as I remember it.

Hooeys were our go to camp food. They dissapeared and replaced with suimin cup noodles but just not the same.  

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+1

Fri, 2019-09-06 09:15

Braised steak and onions jaffles.  

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yep, I remember going bush as

Fri, 2019-09-06 12:34

yep, I remember going bush as a kid with old man and his mate out from Kalgoorlie prospecting, lived of it for the whole week as that is all they brought....that and bulk export.

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Proper Whoppers

Fri, 2019-09-06 07:39

 Proper sized whoppers.  The saying was   "You need two hands to handle a whopper"   now you can hold 2 whoppers in one hand, seems they have shrunk with age

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Wagon wheels.

Fri, 2019-09-06 09:05

I agree, like waggon wheels.

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 still get them but more like

Fri, 2019-09-06 19:59

 still get them but more like mini wheels now but certainly dont taste the same

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 The good old Yumbo and yes

Fri, 2019-09-06 09:17

 The good old Yumbo and yes the good old hazel nut roll or the jelly tip icream not that I eat junk food anymore

 

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 jelly tip is still common in

Fri, 2019-09-06 13:42

 jelly tip is still common in NZ

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Chips!

Fri, 2019-09-06 11:14

 been replaced with some things called french-fries.

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The seven dwarfs go to the

Fri, 2019-09-06 16:20

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin."

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Fri, 2019-09-06 16:21

Yumbo’s and hazelnut rolls, now that’s something.

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Corn n bacon spread. Great

Fri, 2019-09-06 16:55

Corn n bacon spread. Great with cheese and toasted in a brevil.

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the rabbit

Fri, 2019-09-06 17:23

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'

The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed.

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub.

Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.

The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'

The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.'

The rabbit looks aghast.

The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says,
'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'

The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'

'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.

He then waves to the crowd and leaves....

NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.

The barman says, 'Who are you?

To which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'

The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.

You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'

The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'

The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'

The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.'

The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED', said the rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'

After a short pause, the rabbit said ...

'Mixin-me-toasties!

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 some of them foods i

Fri, 2019-09-06 19:58

 some of them foods i remember well. the freezer cola was the go to for me . 

another popular one was the polly waffle chocolate bar, meant to be bringing them back out next year. 

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Choo choo bars

Sat, 2019-09-07 00:59

And white night bars 

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Choo choo bars

Sat, 2019-09-07 07:19

 Can still get them but they have shrunk in size

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 Dale and bout time  both

Sat, 2019-09-07 10:14

 Dale and bout time  both crackers there cheers for sharing.

As a little kid my treat was a hazelnut roll. Later when they changed i was devastated. Nothing will beat opening that foil wrapper and smashing it down.

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