Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-12-13 07:13
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catchalittle
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Date Joined: 04/09/08
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Nathan
catchalittle
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Nathan
catchalittle
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Nathan
catchalittle
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catchalittle
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catchalittle
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Nathan
catchalittle
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Nathan
4Scuba
Posts: 15
Date Joined: 07/03/12
Barter
This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria Bitter beer cheap
at the local supermarket.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station
for fuel where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced over at the two boxes of booze, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said
in a sexy voice:"I'm a big believer in barter, fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer ?"
Well,I thought for a few seconds and asked:
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"What kind of beer 'ya got?"
tailor marc
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Date Joined: 27/09/06
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tailor marc
Posts: 2979
Date Joined: 27/09/06
My photography pictures... http://westernhorizonsmedia.wordpress.com/
tailor marc
Posts: 2979
Date Joined: 27/09/06
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bod
Posts: 2321
Date Joined: 03/05/06
new car industry
Aussie car industries new name includes Ford and Holden. It's called "FOLDEN"...
Alan James
Posts: 2256
Date Joined: 30/06/09
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A VERY GOOD QUESTION
“How the bloody hell did Jesus find guys named “John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, Mark, Luke, Peter or Simon” in the Middle East?
pale ale
Posts: 1755
Date Joined: 02/01/10
It never happened!
It never happened!
Wookiee
Posts: 54
Date Joined: 07/05/13
amen to that!
amen to that!
Carpe Piscis
crasny1
Posts: 7008
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Can anyone help me
I STILL cant see King Kong!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
psion
Posts: 424
Date Joined: 15/05/12
Looking For King Kong?
Look at the pic again, for about 30 secs, let you mind wonder, then look down about 5 inches below your belt.... AND THERE HE IS.... or is that King Dong
barneyboy
Posts: 1392
Date Joined: 08/01/09
Haha
my daughter drew me a picture, spelt 'dad' wrong and wrote 'to add'. Well that sums it up, back to work for me..
FEEEISH ONNN!!!
lawndered
Posts: 170
Date Joined: 27/10/11
DUCKS
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months
without stepping on any ducks,
but
one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says,
but I stepped on a duck.
Joodles
Posts: 362
Date Joined: 19/11/10
Haha oh yeah some goodies
Haha oh yeah some goodies this week
tailor marc
Posts: 2979
Date Joined: 27/09/06
I would kill someone if they
I would kill someone if they tryed this on me hahha..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HraUD2-pUpc
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