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haha that road works sign is

Fri, 2011-05-27 07:38

haha that road works sign is gold

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all great as normal mate good

Fri, 2011-05-27 07:55

all great as normal mate good stuff

 

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Anyone else think that the

Fri, 2011-05-27 08:20

Anyone else think that the Fri Funny's should be a sticky thread or should be added on to the previous weeks thread? That way we can see what's been posted before and will have a good collection of funnies over time.

 

 

 

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 im with you man.... road

Fri, 2011-05-27 10:40

 im with you man....

 

road works sign is a ripper aha

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hahaha that kids face is

Fri, 2011-05-27 14:14

hahaha that kids face is classic

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yeh I Lol'd but i like the

Fri, 2011-05-27 15:30

yeh I Lol'd but i like the rapist one the best, he looks so guilty, although it could have been photoshopped

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A woman in a hot air balloon

Fri, 2011-05-27 17:07


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
 
She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted:  'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am..'

The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

'You must be an Engineer,' said the balloonist.

'I am,' replied the man, 'how did you know?'
 
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk.'

The man below responded, 'You must be in Management.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f****** fault.'

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geez..you couldnt get a

Fri, 2011-05-27 19:47

geez..you couldnt get a better female than the one on the beach...................................he he he he

she has a lovely tan

 

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Yeah I reckon, doesnt talk

Fri, 2011-05-27 21:04

Yeah I reckon, doesnt talk and you and three mates can have a go at the same time 

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