A Friday funny
A young man walks into a pharmacy, the pharmacist asks if he can help him, the young man replies that he's invited for dinner by the parents of his girlfriend for the first time that evening, and that after dinner, he hopes to "get lucky" with his girlfriend, so he needs a condom ...
The pharmacist gives him one condom and asks if that will be all.
T...he young man starts to think ... then he says: Well, you know, my girlfriends sister is also very cute, and I think she also likes me, who knows, maybe later in the evening, I might get lucky with her to, so I might need two condoms ...
The pharmacist takes another condom and places it on the counter and asks if that will be all.
The young man starts to think again ... well ... you know ... my girlfriends mother is also a nice looking lady, and I thinks she likes me to, who knows ... maybe I'll get lucky with her to late in the evening, so I might just need another condom ...
The pharmacist takes a third condom and places it on the counter, the young man pays for them and walks out ...
In the evening, the young man arrives at his girlfriends house a bit late, she opens the door and says that her family is already at the dinner table and they are waiting for him to start dinner. The young man walks into the dinner room, sits down at the table, immediately bows his head, puts his hands together near his forehead and starts praying, after a couple of minutes, he's still praying so his girlfriend whispers in his ear "what are you doing ? You never told me you were that religious ... ?
He mumbles to her: "and you never told me your father was a pharmacist ..."
Nathan
cuthbad
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haha that's not bad
haha that's not bad
deepwater
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Classic i didnt see that
Classic i didnt see that coming
jeff
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Here's one for Friday... An
Here's one for Friday...
An english guy turns up in Perth on holidays right in the middle of summer. He does the usual thing and heads off to Cottesloe Beach for a swim and some sun.
When he gets there he bangs the sunscreen on his face, arms and body and forgets to put some on his legs..
That evening he is in agony because the top of his thighs are red raw and he is taken to hospital to get it sorted out.
A Doctor checks him out and says to him, "Mate, you have 2nd Degree burns to your thighs from the sunburn" I will confer with the nurses and get the treatment organised for you.
The Doctor gets the nurses together and says, "Nurse, he will need a drip put in, some pain killers, some antiboitics and some viagra".
The Nurse replies to the Doctor "I understand the need for the drip, the pain killers and the anitbiotics but how will the viagra help his condition?"
The Doctor replies, "the Viagra won't help his condition at all but it will help keeping the sheets off his burnt thighs"