Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up,takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing.His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen"
Dave replies, "Well we were married for nearly 20 years"
derp000
Posts: 99
Date Joined: 22/02/10
Funny
Nice
I Fish because.............
scottland
Posts: 3040
Date Joined: 10/05/10
hAHA
Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up,takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing.His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen"
Dave replies, "Well we were married for nearly 20 years"
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
dkonig82
Posts: 2091
Date Joined: 06/07/10
Haha nice one
Haha nice one
When asked by a non-fisherman 'how many fishing rods do you really need?' the correct answer is either:
n+1 (where n is the number of fishing rods you currently own); or
n-1 (where n is the number of fishing rods which would cause your significant other to dump you.
bradz
Posts: 693
Date Joined: 29/10/07
Old Ladies
3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench.
A streaker walks up to them and flashes his old fella at them.
2 of them had a stroke...........the third couldn't reach.
I did then the best that I knew how. When I knew better, I did better.
scottland
Posts: 3040
Date Joined: 10/05/10
some coarse language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4R_IDP4aA
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
aalfred
Posts: 669
Date Joined: 13/06/09
haha
haha