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derp000's picture

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Date Joined: 22/02/10

Funny

Fri, 2011-04-15 07:52

Nice

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I Fish because.............

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Date Joined: 10/05/10

hAHA

Fri, 2011-04-15 10:05

 Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up,takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing.His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen"

Dave replies, "Well we were married for nearly 20 years"

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i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers

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Date Joined: 06/07/10

Haha nice one

Fri, 2011-04-15 10:55

Haha nice one

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When asked by a non-fisherman 'how many fishing rods do you really need?' the correct answer is either:

n+1 (where n is the number of fishing rods you currently own); or

n-1 (where n is the number of fishing rods which would cause your significant other to dump you. 

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Date Joined: 29/10/07

Old Ladies

Fri, 2011-04-15 13:48

3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench.

A streaker walks up to them and flashes his old fella at them.

2 of them had a stroke...........the third couldn't reach.

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I did then the best that I knew how. When I knew better, I did better.

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Date Joined: 10/05/10

some coarse language

Fri, 2011-04-15 14:14

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4R_IDP4aA

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i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers

aalfred's picture

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Date Joined: 13/06/09

haha

Sat, 2011-04-16 01:01

haha