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Spicey's picture

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Date Joined: 17/01/11

 Tequilla...but I have.

Fri, 2020-03-13 06:48

 Tequilla...but I have.

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Posts: 8235

Date Joined: 24/07/07

Red Wine

Fri, 2020-03-13 07:04

 Got horribly pissed on Kirup Syrup as a teenager, herked up all the pink stuff and more, never touched a drop of wine, red or white since

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Posts: 1068

Date Joined: 31/01/10

Bundaburg Rum

Fri, 2020-03-13 07:07

And Fruity Lexia, not mixed together either. 

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Posts: 1176

Date Joined: 23/02/11

inner circle rum - google it,

Fri, 2020-03-13 07:16

inner circle rum - google it, it nearly killed me - i think its circa 75% alcohol - what was left in the bottle we used to degrease car engines.....

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Posts: 150

Date Joined: 21/09/15

Kirup syrup

Fri, 2020-03-13 07:48

 Has to be right up there.  When in Ireland I drank stuff called Poitin.   Traditional stuff is between 60-90% alcohol. takes your breath away.

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Date Joined: 16/10/08

 When I was young, drank a

Fri, 2020-03-13 08:02

 When I was young, drank a bottle of Cinzano Bianco!!!?

Never again

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Date Joined: 29/10/07

Sambuca

Fri, 2020-03-13 08:47

Sambuca. Both black and white. Cant be near the stuff now.

I blame the Universal Bar in Northbridge. $5 shooters. What did they think was going to happen?

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Date Joined: 03/03/09

Virgin Islands 181 rum

Fri, 2020-03-13 08:55

Yes it is literally 90.5 proof, worst hangover ever, I have a bottle in the cellar, cork sealed with a capping of wax and it is still evaporating ....might run the car on it if I ever get left without fuel.   oh and on special it was only US$2.00 per bottle  

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Date Joined: 30/11/09

 Brandavino, the smell of it

Fri, 2020-03-13 11:01

 Brandavino, the smell of it wants to make me puke.

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Posts: 575

Date Joined: 22/09/15

 Green Ginger Wine and South

Fri, 2020-03-13 11:03

 Green Ginger Wine and South Australian Beer.

 

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Tom M

Posts: 5981

Date Joined: 17/06/10

Stones originional

Fri, 2020-03-13 13:50

Green ginger wine and dry ginger ale.

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Date Joined: 08/09/16

 Yep me too and also tequila.

Fri, 2020-03-13 17:04

 Yep me too and also tequila. Never touched a drop of Stones since and that was 40 years ago.

Posts: 752

Date Joined: 30/12/09

 There are many drinks I

Fri, 2020-03-13 15:57

 There are many drinks I could say,but my current one is beer (red death) as I sit here with my broken tibia and fibula bones with screws and and a plate holding everything together. 

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Posts: 5981

Date Joined: 17/06/10

What on the hell

Fri, 2020-03-13 22:10

Has happened to you then, too much of a good thing.

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 What happened Ash?

Fri, 2020-03-13 23:50

 What happened Ash?

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Date Joined: 13/09/05

Green ginger wine and

Fri, 2020-03-13 17:05

Green ginger wine and brandivino, just the smell makes me heave.

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Posts: 304

Date Joined: 25/10/14

Kirup Syrup

Fri, 2020-03-13 17:16

 We used to stop in on the way down south, have a few in the shed with the old bloke and leave half pissed with a plastic 20l jerry of Kirup Syrup..........7 of us in a Hj panel van

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Date Joined: 21/09/15

The only thing Stones

Fri, 2020-03-13 19:03

 green ginger is good for is in a 50/50 mix with Scotch whisky.  At 6am on an August morning on Waroona dam it is bloody beautiful.

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Or the same mix but

Fri, 2020-03-13 19:29

with Coruba Rum when you are wading into the surf at dawn in your undies / togs, surfcasting mid winter in NZ.  It does help keeping warm but a few too many and you really don't give a shit.    

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Date Joined: 03/03/09

Absolbloodylootly

Fri, 2020-03-13 21:30

Whisky Mac  

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Date Joined: 11/03/08

 that good old green ginger

Sat, 2020-03-14 22:00

 that good old green ginger always went down well after the first few mouthfulls on a cold night camping . or fishing . been a while but i didnt mind drinking it at all. 

 

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Posts: 78

Date Joined: 25/03/13

southern comfort

Fri, 2020-03-13 20:59

 fark that shit 

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Date Joined: 30/11/09

 Oh yeah and that too, mate

Sat, 2020-03-14 13:07

 Oh yeah and that too, mate of mine used to bring to our marathon card nights. I said why do you drink that shit? His reply .........because none of you will 

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Date Joined: 26/04/14

 old mule cooking essence and

Fri, 2020-03-13 21:12

 old mule cooking essence and cougar but if cougar is cheap ill buy it again ahhahaah 

 

 dont drink any wine anymore either 

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Cougar

Sat, 2020-03-14 12:10

For me too.  

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Date Joined: 29/04/18

 I must be a slow learner

Fri, 2020-03-13 21:20

 I must be a slow learner ,its pretty  much  all of the above  for me ....

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 Happy dayz 

Posts: 613

Date Joined: 28/11/16

Didn’t drink bourbon for 22

Sat, 2020-03-14 05:01

Didn’t drink bourbon for 22 years but recovered now. Had a terrible time one night and morning on Malibu  

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Date Joined: 20/02/11

Grappa

Sat, 2020-03-14 15:41

 Clear grappa, the Croatian one. Never again.

Old Smuggler's scotch. Never again. 

Port in a goon bag. Never again.

Drambuie used to be on this list, but nothing 

warms you up quicker in the morning fishing

and is also a good night cap. Horrible spew though.

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Date Joined: 11/01/08

Few classics in

Mon, 2020-03-16 12:21

Few classics in there....Bundy Rum for me...still in high school me a mate down a bottle with 1lt of coke in about 20min.

Slept in his toilet on the tiled floor...

Took a few years to even smell the shit again...dont mind a few Pola Bears now though.

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Date Joined: 28/05/10

when i was young

Tue, 2020-03-17 07:09

 got drunk on Benedictine that morning after smell got embedded into my brain just the thought makes me shiver   , rarely found now thank goodness  

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Date Joined: 29/11/05

Johnny red

Wed, 2020-03-18 07:53

 Cant even smell whisky after a grommit experience, thank god for bourbon.

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