Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2012-05-25 07:20
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Outrageous
Posts: 50
Date Joined: 13/01/12
Josh's story
Is a bit wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ8vWgNXUYw
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough
Gaffatron
Posts: 357
Date Joined: 07/07/11
it is a bit, funny though
it is a bit, funny though
Dizzy
Posts: 753
Date Joined: 21/02/11
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Adam Gallash
Posts: 15661
Date Joined: 29/11/05
Newspaper report
Newspaper Report . . . . .
Melbourne Police report finding a man's body in the River Yarra, near the Botanical Gardens. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a 'Labor Party' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Labor Party T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Dog show jumping fail
Gold
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82366483/?lt=em
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Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Lost wife
Lost Wife
A man in his 60s approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me, but I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'
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Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Invalid Sticker
Today I had to run to Tattersal's club, as I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the handicap area. The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said -- ''I'm not handicapped''!
Well, was my face red! ''Oh, sorry about that, I said, I saw your Gillard sticker and just presumed...''
She gave me the finger and called me some nasty names.
Sheesh! Some people - and when you're just trying to help them!!
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topperQ
Posts: 45
Date Joined: 07/05/12
Ha....!
haa.....!!
That's funny....!
Live to fish
The_Wanderer
Posts: 735
Date Joined: 24/09/08
Jeeze adam Can tell your a a
Jeeze adam Can tell your a Labor supporter lol
fishy fingers
Posts: 1719
Date Joined: 28/04/07
Whats a labour supporter
I dont think I've ever met one!!
Troy Summers
Posts: 408
Date Joined: 14/08/11
Saw this one on facebook
Saw this one on facebook