Never ending fishing story

Guys, Not knowing If I will get in troubles starting this but lets see. It will for sure become the longest post ever. Lets keep it clean.

The rules are: You are only allowed to add three words to tel this story and you are not allowed to post twice in a row. There must be another post between your post and your following post.

I will start:

There once was...

____________________________________________________________________________

JR JetSki


tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

Driving a monaro

Fri, 2014-01-31 17:07

Driving a monaro

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

sea-kem's picture

Posts: 14833

Date Joined: 30/11/09

 To the pie shop

Fri, 2014-01-31 17:14

 To the pie shop

____________________________________________________________________________

Love the West!

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

where Eddie Mcguire

Fri, 2014-01-31 17:34

where Eddie Mcguire

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

sea-kem's picture

Posts: 14833

Date Joined: 30/11/09

 Was stuffing his

Fri, 2014-01-31 17:38

 Was stuffing his

____________________________________________________________________________

Love the West!

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

Arse with cock

Fri, 2014-01-31 17:47

Arse with cock

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

and coons

Fri, 2014-01-31 18:38

balls

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

lol, cos he loves

Fri, 2014-01-31 18:42

lol, cos he loves

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

fishing for

Fri, 2014-01-31 19:53

bream

tot's picture

Posts: 1148

Date Joined: 31/01/10

using his shaft

Fri, 2014-01-31 19:59

using his shaft

____________________________________________________________________________

Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

as live

Fri, 2014-01-31 20:58

bait

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

in Buckley's throat

Fri, 2014-01-31 20:59

in Buckley's throat

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Markie's picture

Posts: 2140

Date Joined: 06/08/10

 and loves to

Fri, 2014-01-31 21:15

 and loves to

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

pinch massive

Fri, 2014-01-31 21:58

loafs

Goatch's picture

Posts: 1011

Date Joined: 03/07/07

Berley

Sat, 2014-02-01 02:29

White Bread

____________________________________________________________________________

Just one more cast , honest !!!  

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

in his

Sat, 2014-02-01 11:37

missus

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

smelly gaping

Sat, 2014-02-01 11:40

hole

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

That she dug

Sat, 2014-02-01 17:48

That she dug

____________________________________________________________________________


Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

for her

Sat, 2014-02-01 19:13

self

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

collecting

Sat, 2014-02-01 20:03

cockles for bait

carnarvonite's picture

Posts: 8621

Date Joined: 24/07/07

some can't count to three

Sat, 2014-02-01 20:19

to catch blind

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

no double posting!

Sat, 2014-02-01 20:21

Few blind mullet

____________________________________________________________________________


Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

nup i decide

Sat, 2014-02-01 22:23

continue.

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

and captain planet

Sat, 2014-02-01 23:49

and captain planet

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Tossed his tackle

Sun, 2014-02-02 08:15

Tossed his tackle

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

into beaus

Sun, 2014-02-02 09:25

catchbag O_O

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Now fully packed

Sun, 2014-02-02 09:34

Now fully packed

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

With dead bodies

Sun, 2014-02-02 10:07

With dead bodies

____________________________________________________________________________


Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

on the

Sun, 2014-02-02 10:33

jetski

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

To Bait

Sun, 2014-02-02 10:39

Drumlines

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

on the

Sun, 2014-02-02 10:44

ffb

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Warding off menacing

Sun, 2014-02-02 10:50

Warding off menacing

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

Dreadlocked lesbian yahoos

Sun, 2014-02-02 12:26

Dreadlocked lesbian yahoos

____________________________________________________________________________


tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

with bazooka-shot dildos

Sun, 2014-02-02 12:29

with bazooka-shot dildos (jackass)

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

on there

Sun, 2014-02-02 13:28

gimpbelts

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

With

Mon, 2014-02-03 12:06

Fairy shark wands.

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

pussy dick fart

Mon, 2014-02-03 16:42

pussy dick fart

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

Nip nip ballsack

Mon, 2014-02-03 21:37

Nip nip ballsack

____________________________________________________________________________


deepwater's picture

Posts: 1921

Date Joined: 09/05/07

 Witch smelled like 

Mon, 2014-02-03 21:39

 Witch smelled like 

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

timos mums

Mon, 2014-02-03 22:28

pouch

Posts: 363

Date Joined: 27/12/09

 after not showering 

Tue, 2014-02-04 12:45

 after not showering 

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

after a

Tue, 2014-02-04 15:23

gangbang!

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

Oh oh

Tue, 2014-02-04 15:48

Oh oh

____________________________________________________________________________


carnarvonite's picture

Posts: 8621

Date Joined: 24/07/07

This

Tue, 2014-02-04 17:09

This's getting nasty

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

anda trans-alaskan

Tue, 2014-02-04 18:12

anda trans-alaskan pipeline
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trans-alaskan+pipeline

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

carnarvonite's picture

Posts: 8621

Date Joined: 24/07/07

was

Tue, 2014-02-04 18:42

was used for

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

Soup stirring stick

Tue, 2014-02-04 18:51

Soup stirring stick

____________________________________________________________________________


tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

but it melted

Tue, 2014-02-04 19:30

but it melted

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

carnarvonite's picture

Posts: 8621

Date Joined: 24/07/07

the

Tue, 2014-02-04 19:58

the nipple off

sea-kem's picture

Posts: 14833

Date Joined: 30/11/09

 The grease monkey's 

Tue, 2014-02-04 20:22

 The grease monkey's 

____________________________________________________________________________

Love the West!

tot's picture

Posts: 1148

Date Joined: 31/01/10

friend

Tue, 2014-02-04 21:34

friend slimy Garcia

____________________________________________________________________________

Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

who's slippery hands

Wed, 2014-02-05 06:42

who's slippery hands

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

carnarvonite's picture

Posts: 8621

Date Joined: 24/07/07

couldn't

Wed, 2014-02-05 07:03

couldn't grasp it

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Stroked

Wed, 2014-02-05 07:06

a mermaids

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

juicy bouncy

Wed, 2014-02-05 19:18

clams

deepwater's picture

Posts: 1921

Date Joined: 09/05/07

Went

Thu, 2014-02-06 05:35

 across the

axey45's picture

Posts: 1758

Date Joined: 26/11/13

 the lips of a

Thu, 2014-02-06 10:41

 the lips of a

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Toothless old wrinkled

Thu, 2014-02-06 12:31

Toothless old wrinkled

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

axey45's picture

Posts: 1758

Date Joined: 26/11/13

 blue vein custard

Thu, 2014-02-06 12:43

 blue vein custard

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Sucking

Thu, 2014-02-06 12:57

Gargling, swallowing

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

chris raff's picture

Posts: 3257

Date Joined: 09/02/10

Former Prime Minister

Thu, 2014-02-06 13:05

Former Prime Minister

____________________________________________________________________________

Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

Whos name was

Thu, 2014-02-06 13:51

Whos name was

____________________________________________________________________________


Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Or

Thu, 2014-02-06 14:50

Rang a Tang

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

Also known as

Thu, 2014-02-06 16:02

Also known as

____________________________________________________________________________


Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Bert Newtons

Thu, 2014-02-06 16:19

Love child

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

tot's picture

Posts: 1148

Date Joined: 31/01/10

Blow Me

Thu, 2014-02-06 16:26

Slowly (that's a name!)

____________________________________________________________________________

Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

suck me

Thu, 2014-02-06 17:47

sideways

deepwater's picture

Posts: 1921

Date Joined: 09/05/07

with

Fri, 2014-02-07 05:17

lemon pie

axey45's picture

Posts: 1758

Date Joined: 26/11/13

 anolstinken arsen rexson

Fri, 2014-02-07 10:53

 anolstinken arsen rexson

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Went

Fri, 2014-02-07 11:48

down on

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

To the ground

Fri, 2014-02-07 12:27

To the ground

____________________________________________________________________________


Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Pitched a tent

Fri, 2014-02-07 12:53

Pitched a tent

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

farted a seagull

Fri, 2014-02-07 13:22

farted a seagull

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Hot smelly fish

Fri, 2014-02-07 15:37

Hot smelly fish

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

tim-o's picture

Posts: 4657

Date Joined: 24/05/11

served ona dish

Fri, 2014-02-07 16:01

served ona dish

____________________________________________________________________________

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

With a paddlepop

Fri, 2014-02-07 16:55

With a paddlepop

____________________________________________________________________________


Posts: 363

Date Joined: 27/12/09

 stick inserted in

Fri, 2014-02-07 18:30

 stick inserted in

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

His uncles cousins

Fri, 2014-02-07 19:09

His uncles cousins

____________________________________________________________________________


Swompa's picture

Posts: 3757

Date Joined: 14/10/12

 Which got stuck

Fri, 2014-02-07 20:19

 Which got stuck

Posts: 245

Date Joined: 17/07/12

on a

Fri, 2014-02-07 22:23

reef

Posts: 363

Date Joined: 27/12/09

 chasing hot mermaids

Sat, 2014-02-08 07:16

 chasing hot mermaids

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

With

Sat, 2014-02-08 07:53

a Harpoon

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

But accidentally shot

Sat, 2014-02-08 09:19

But accidentally shot

____________________________________________________________________________


Swompa's picture

Posts: 3757

Date Joined: 14/10/12

 Himself in the

Sat, 2014-02-08 09:29

 Himself in the

Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Never Never region

Sat, 2014-02-08 09:36

Never Never region

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

beau's picture

Posts: 4104

Date Joined: 24/01/10

But was undersized

Sat, 2014-02-08 12:10

But was undersized

____________________________________________________________________________


Wes F's picture

Posts: 1059

Date Joined: 07/01/12

Shorter

Sat, 2014-02-08 12:51

than 2 thumbs

____________________________________________________________________________

 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

Posts: 363

Date Joined: 27/12/09

but longer than

Sat, 2014-02-08 22:00

but longer than

baron 88's picture

Posts: 95

Date Joined: 29/06/12

The average greenies

Sun, 2014-02-09 09:38

The average greenies
 

axey45's picture

Posts: 1758

Date Joined: 26/11/13

 peenie bya mile

Sun, 2014-02-09 11:04

 peenie bya mile

Swompa's picture

Posts: 3757

Date Joined: 14/10/12

 Though not hard.

Sun, 2014-02-09 14:25

 Though not hard.