A Sunday funny

LOL..!!
A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..</p />

<p>Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.<br />
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. <br />
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'</p>

<p>The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'</p>

<p>Picture this:</p>

<p>All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!<br />
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. <br />
People scattered. <br />
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!<br />
True story... <br />
Have a great day and remember...</p>

<p>...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. <br />
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

LOL..!!
A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a d...elay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story...
Have a great day and remember...

...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!LOL..!!<br />
A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...<br />
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.<br />
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..</p>

<p>Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.<br />
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. <br />
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'</p>

<p>The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'</p>

<p>Picture this:</p>

<p>All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!<br />
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. <br />
People scattered. <br />
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!<br />
True story... <br />
Have a great day and remember...</p>

<p>...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. <br />
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

 

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Nathan


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True story

Sun, 2014-08-03 18:50

Years back a mate used to drive the Greyhound bus from Carnarvon to Hedland, spend the night then take on passengers coming down from Darwin. On the Darwin bus they had 2 drivers and it was common practice to swap over while the bus was still doing 100 kmh and the now off duty driver would walk to the back of the bus and hop in the bunk for a quick sleep.

Anyway on this trip there was another company driver coming down as well so he slipped in to the drivers seat and the now 2nd off duty driver comes walking down the back of the bus. There was a passenger in the seat next to the bunk talking to the first off duty driver when she spotted the second one walking down the aisle and nearly freaked out, they had her believing that the bus was on auto pilot for that section of the route and was steering itself for about half an hour until it had to slow down for one reason or another.

I had done the run up to Hedland with the mate and we cracked up when told of it and could not resist bringing it up on the PA system for others to share.